I’d rather die with a burger in my colon than live and eat tofu.

Hank Hill (via andross)
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Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit!

Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless. 

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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